Wisdom teeth...
So I got my wisdom teeth out today. I'm so bored, that i'm going to write it down in detail. (Yes, i'm that bored, can you blame me?)
So I woke up this morning, because my dad was taking a shower like an hour before we had to leave. I got pissed off because I wanted that sleep. Next thing we start driving there, I have a nap in the car. Next thing i know, we're at market mall professional center. Shit shit my dad's an idiot, the place is at northland professional. So my dad drives like a maniac, and almost gets us killed, but we're there on time. I go into the place, which is really really creapy cause they do facelifts and crap there to, so there's posters everywhere telling me to go get plastic surgery. So apparently today is wisdom tooth day, cause there's a guy about my age that gets called in as i'm signed a mountain of paperwork. I'm 18, so i can sign all my own stuff:) I just need my dad there to pay:P So then I get called in, there's about 5 ppl in the operating room, and they immediately all start hooking me up to stuff. I guy pokes my hand with a needle, and he's like, ok, you're going to sleep now. AHHHHH BEAUTIFUL SLEEP! Seriously, there is no greater feeling, I feel so carefree... and I just kind of drift away. Next thing i know, i want to regain that beautiful sleep. But I can't- ow this really hurts. Being the genius I am, I try to stand up- obviously im restrained. I'm told the surgery was a success, but to PLEASE lie still. So there's a guy in a bed on my left, the same guy who went in before me, he stands up and leaves. I want to go too- wow im pretty mentally retarded now. Then they wheel in another guy, who's still sound asleep. Wow, they're doing wisdom teeth in assemly lines now. He's kind of attractive, except that now he's sort of moaning and twitching. Ok so its been an eternity, but finally I can go. O wait, not go yet, I get to sit in yet another room till they’re sure im stable. FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, I’M STABLE ALREADY, LET ME GO!
Ok this narrative is getting boring. It kept me occupied for a while, but im sure no one cares anyway so im leaving goodbye. SO BORED!






